Simply walking into Mordor is hard, but dating is even harder! (for some people...)

Face it, rejection sucks and if you're like 99% of the male population who isn't the reincarnation of a Greek God or super famous where women are literally throwing themselves at you, chances are you're going to get rejected . Which is why i'm going to be teaching you allz, how to tell if a woman isn't interested because let's face it, rejection sucks and I don't want you to be wasting your time!

So without further ado, here are 30 ways a woman isn't interested in you and it's best to move on!

1. You send her a message and she doesn't even respond at all. (Pretty much every guy on online dating who isn't the reincarnation of a Greek God!)

2-3. You text her and it takes hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and 3 minutes and 20 seconds to FINALLY respond! with a 1 worded reply...

4. She ghosts you in the middle of a texting conversation especially if you're asking a question.

5. She never even asks you questions when you two are texting.

6. Also when you two are texting, her replies are consistently short without much elaboration.

7. When you're texting her, does it feel like you're doing the majority of the talking, texting, and asking questions and she's just sitting there doing nothing? Kind of like a starfish in bed. Watch out for starfish texters!

8. Does she not open up your Snapchat texts even though she's posting stories or even viewing your stories? Yup not interested...

9. Does she open up your Snapchat texts and not even respond back? Definitely not interested...

10-11. Does she suffer from one of the following diseases?

- Flakeitus: A condition in which the sufferer agrees to go on a date with you only to cancel at the last minute because of being "too sick" or "too busy". Flakeitus is an epidemic among the female species so watch out!

-TooBusyitus: A condition in which a woman is always "too busy" to go on a date with you. She never wants to meet up because she is too busy with more important stuff such as netflixing on the couch, browsing Facebook, or signing up for Tinder with no intention of meeting up just seeing how many suckers try to hit her up. Yup important stuff...

12. You try to ask her out and she tries to invite her friends or invite the group along and never agrees to meet up with you alone.

13. You're talking to her and she mentions her boyfriend somewhere in the conversation.

14. She openly talks about guys she's interested in or who she's dating. This means you're not one of them.

15. She describes what she wants in a man and you're the opposite of that. For instance, when a woman says she likes tall buff guys who can fight t-rexes with their bare hands! Meanwhile, you're short and skinny af and you look like a horse jockey.

16. If there are other guys in the group, does she seem more interested in talking to them, only to mostly ignore you?

17. She never laughs at your jokes. In fact, she looks at you like you just dropped the loudest and nastiest fart in the history of mankind!

18. When you talk to her, her eyes dart around the room and not directly at you. This means she's looking for a way to escape you AKA she's not interested.

19. You're talking to her and she doesn't stop what she's doing to give you her 100% attention.

20. She's listening to her headphones and doesn't take them off when you're talking to her.

21. She gives a reason to why she can't talk to you right now. She's coming up with excuses to leave a conversation.

22. You tell her you like her and she says she never saw you that way. R.I.P to our fallen brothers put in the friend zone.

23. She talks about how she see's you as a friend or a brother.

23. She's always uncomfortable with physical contact

24. Her feet and torso are always pointed away from you.

25. If you're talking to her while she's walking, she won't stop and instead keep on going.

26. Her walking isn't in sync with yours, she's either walking faster or walking slower. When we like someone, we want to walk by them and talk to them.

27. She never dresses nice. With people we like, we dress to impress.

28. She always seems distracted when you two are talking.

29. She always leaves when you're around as if trying to avoid you.

30. When you try to talk to her about her personal life, she always redirects the conversation back to school or business related inquiries.

Reminder: Please for the love of Hayzeus, if a woman is giving signs that she's not interested, stop wasting your time and just move on to the next girl. If you continue to pursue a girl who's not interested, it will only end with pain and disappointment. Don't waste your time on people who are not going to give you the time.

That is all people, good day!

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