## Welcome to a very special 43rd week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. ## [Please read the contest rules here](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/4pmdkb-comedy-open-mic-round-rules) https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfaXcNMCCXZky83/giphy.gif _{Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo} This one will be full of Hos ![](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31GMPD4VRKL.jpg) [Src](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31GMPD4VRKL.jpg) No! not like that. They won't be dirty. Get your mind out of the gutter!! ![](http://www.quickmeme.com/img/51/515765f0b8d649a9a894869637548e95482cf41b5f6d0c1c4e8df972f49f9aed.jpg) [src](http://www.quickmeme.com/img/51/515765f0b8d649a9a894869637548e95482cf41b5f6d0c1c4e8df972f49f9aed.jpg) ### Seriously!! 1 track mind they have here... Oh well you know what they say sex sells... ![](https://images.shazam.com/coverart/t163893163-b952556793_s400.jpg) [Src](https://images.shazam.com/coverart/t163893163-b952556793_s400.jpg) ### Like Hos with Santa you know... ![](https://i.imgur.com/uduAjob.gif) [Src](https://i.imgur.com/uduAjob.gif?noredirect) ### Oh good!!! The huge Manateee..... Fine whatever... This doesn't even make sense... All that's missing is @holybranches to shave his legs and apply vaseline, for some reason that's how this place rocks... can't even get a wholesome picture of santa with hos ![](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/26/Evil_santa_and_his_hos.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090103220949) [Src](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/26/Evil_santa_and_his_hos.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090103220949) Ah Shit, clearly I can't use language like that around here... Ok well now we've got the cheap and dirty laughs out of the ways. We challenge you to do better. Here's the rules for the special round: - This round you will have 4 entries, use them whenever you like. - The round will last for 2 weeks. ## Rules for Judges - Contest will run for a minimum of 44 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable. - Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing - Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all valid entries - A big thank you to our new bot, which has been sharing the judges’ feedback in the form of upvotes. - A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 42: @pechichemena, @belemo, @take5, @idikuci, @amirtheawesome1 ## Round 43 Judges: - @doomsdaychassis - @take5 - @ange.nkuru - @idikuci - @amirtheawesome1 If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning. ### Do you want to be a judge? Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis. ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://smalbanynewyork.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/clown-judge.jpg) [Src](https://smalbanynewyork.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/clown-judge.jpg) Prizes - **Court Jester will get 45 Steem** - Court Jester will be chosen by the judges - **Top 15 prize pool is 60 Steem** - Contestants selected for Top 15 will receive 4 Steem each. - **Lucky Door Prize will be 20 Steem** - 5 lucky contestants will get a 4 Steem each as a bonus prize. ## This round's prize pool is 125 Steem ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.xl.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/funny-clown-holding-money-funny-clown-showing-some-dollar-bills-isolated-on-whites-stock-photo_csp4674032.jpg) [Src](https://cdn.xl.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/funny-clown-holding-money-funny-clown-showing-some-dollar-bills-isolated-on-whites-stock-photo_csp4674032.jpg) ## Curators A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries. - @carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him) - @punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life) - @steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun) - @nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention) - @trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention) - @bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why) - @diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you) - @acolucky (Careful, he gets lucky a lot) - @bobaphet (He loves to watch) - @doomsdaychassis (Laughter is his fuel) If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning. ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemit-production-imageproxy-thumbnail.s3.amazonaws.com/DQmbNxN1YJwH3jwMidupe8iEuQ1JAgcW1qUircEhkLRLj3S_1680x8400) [Src](https://www.fabulousfurniture.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/p/mp88r-jester-wall-art-mask-red.jpg) ## Sponsors ### Donations **Thank you to all who have been very generous in donating funds towards prizes and continue to be supportive.** @ausbitbank - 1250 Steem, @curie - 400 Steem, @idikuci - 208SBD, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 68 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 22.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 32SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD + 2 STEEM, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 7SBD + 5 STEEM, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 9SBD + 2 Steem, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 12SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 24SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 1.243 SBD + 1.364 Steem, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.20 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD, @fromthebeginning - 4SBD, @lyndsaybowes - 23 Steem + 12.286SBD, @anouk.nox - 3 Steem, @doomsdaychassis - 2SBD + 10 Steem, @chrisroberts - 3SBD, @granolalight - 3SBD, @mineopoly - 1 Steem, @sharanaithal - 1 SBD + 6 Steem, @sparrowbernard - 2 STEEM, @llfarms - 30SBD + 34.54 Steem, @lordbutterfly - 5SBD, @pechichemena - 25 Steem, @dandays - 5SBD, @raj808 - 5 Steem ### Delegations **A big thank you to all those who continue to support us with their delegations.** @ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @buttcoins - 402SP, @gamer00 - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @pechichemena - 200SP, @bobaphet - 200SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @holybranches - 150SP, @bitfiend - 125SP,@diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @artakush - 100SP, abh12345 - 100SP, @sluttynsfw - 55SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @anouk.nox - 50SP, @doomsdaychassis - 50SP, @davemccoy - 50SP, @sisygoboom - 50SP, @rahul.stan - 30SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @belemo - 20SP, @kkkkkl - 20SP, @jonsnoww - 10SP, @betavirosis - 10SP Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people. **Important Information** If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote: We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem. This post marks the end of Round 42 and the start of Round 43 of Comedy Open Mic. Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries. ## Reddit Yes, we're on reddit. Come join us and help spread the news to pull more people in to Comedy Open Mic. https://www.reddit.com/r/DComedyOpenMic/ Come join our discord channel: [CLICK HERE](https://discordapp.com/invite/E8MeMUx) and just say hi. ## Original Content If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the [discord channel](https://discordapp.com/invite/E8MeMUx) or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry. _{Please note: By entering the Comedy Open Mic Contest you agree to allow Comedy Open Mic to use the content you post in its promotion. 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