"Do not be alarmed we only removed your hair"
Above is my official entry into @sanmi's caption contest round 4. When I look at the painting I see an insectoid alien entity levitating in front of a depilated woman and I imagine it telepathically projecting a message into her mind:
"Do not be alarmed we only removed your hair."
I imagine this is actually not entirely reassuring, but hey at least all organs are in place?!?
Classified Section - Top Security Clearance Required
The classified section of this post is not a part of my official contest entry and indeed is not properly of this world at all. It goes without saying to someone of your security clearance that you cannot speak of what you see here today, but I still need to say it (protocols to follow and all that): You cannot speak of what you see here today.
Ladies and gentlemen we have conclusive evidence that we are not alone in this universe. Observe this incontrovertible proof of the existence of intelligent alien life:
My photoshopping on top of the contest prompt image