Calling ALL COMedians!
I heard that some movie called SOLO will be coming out on Friday. I figure that @hanshotfirst might be acting like a kid on Christmas Eve all week, with this being his Super Bowl and all. I hope that watching the trailers for weeks hasn't worn him out too much.
I wonder how he's doing...
I heard that he pre-ordered movie tickets for Friday night, Saturday morning, Saturday night, and all day Sunday. He might go on Saturday afternoon if he can get out of watching his kid's school play.
Unsurprisingly, this is just the start.
Here's his upcoming movie and Geeky Guy's review checklist:
- Custom pair of SOLO 3D glasses +backup pair if a lens get smudged (check)
- Anti-blood clot compression socks (check)
- Smelling salts if dozing off (check)
- Energy bars and extra popcorn butter (check)
- Arrive at theater 12 hours early (pending)
- No liquids 3 hours before each movie (pending)
- A dozen takeout menus by laptop (check)
- Call out of work on Friday and Monday (pending)
- Case of beer in the fridge (check)
- Han Solo themed babysitters booked (check)
This guy is serious...
Instead of taking a big swing for a one-off punchline joke, I thought this would be a good time for a contest where everyone can get involved...
CONTEST:
Provide up to two entries with ORIGINAL jokes about how @hanshotfirst is spending this week desperately waiting/prepping for Friday night, or his movie review. Pics and gifs are ok, but you'll need to add original punchline material.
At post payout, I'll award the top 4 people. (1st = 4 SBD, 2nd = 3 SBD, 3rd = 2 SBD, 4th = 1 SBD)
***@hanshotfirst has beyond generously donated 20 STEEM to the prize pool to be distributed in equal proportion as the SBD.
- I'll also upvote each winner 100% twice on their next 2 blog posts.
- BONUS: 100% upvote to the "First Shot" who personally makes me laugh out loud first.
It's been a rough last 7 days on the family health side, so let's see how the Force and some COM humor can help.
Well then, I'll have to leave it up to you humor experts to cheer me up...
Here I go again with another contest within a contest.
COM noms: @bentheredonethat & @steemmike
Ready, Set, GO!
@steemmatt