satoshi himself planned to raise the block size limit
Satoshi put in the 1MB limit, then later made a post about what could be done without ever doing it in order to stop the push for a patch (see the linked thread). So IMO that post he made was a diversion, so people wouldn’t fret or focus on the fact that he had designed the game theory of Bitcoin such that it can never fork.
Sincerely I hope you don’t lose all your BTC. Think carefully.
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