Come what may, Life goes on. So, we might as well laugh and be happy. When we are happy and at peace, we are able to deal with the situations of the everyday life better.
If a man’s wife is his better half, and he marries twice, what then becomes of him? - Unknown
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - Unknown
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - Unknown
If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - Unknown
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? - Unknown
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? - Unknown
Why are ‘overlook’ and ‘oversee’ opposites? - Unknown
Why are ‘wise man’ and ‘wise guy’ opposites? - Unknown
Why are they called ‘stands’ when they are made for sitting? - Unknown
Why do ‘tug’ boats push their barges? - Unknown
Why do shops have signs that read: "GUIDE DOGS ONLY" when the dogs can't read and their owners are blind? - Unknown
Why does ‘fat chance’ and ‘slim chance’ mean the same thing? - Unknown
Why does ‘slow down’ and ‘slow up’ mean the same thing? - Unknown
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