General Quarters, Your Table Is Ready

It's plot twist season y'all! Everyone's favorite reality TV show, Election! is in full swing and the contestants are babbling furiously for the salvage rights to the ship of state. So glad I don't watch television.

Kind of makes you miss the good ol' days of the Roman Empire, when folks got bread and circuses instead of just stupid human tricks. I take that back, the Romans didn't have cat videos. Plus, counting in letters is so tedious.

We're all gonna die! Si! C'est la vie and all that, best not take it too seriously. Shit may be fucked and getting fuckeder, but ain't fucking shit you can do about it. Guess that just leaves fun.

Do they make a felony-free version of 'live every day as if it were your last'? Asking for a friend. Been nurturing a sneaking suspicion that Hive thrives on escapism and I can't think of a better way to do that than going camping in the woods on the shore of a lake.

Our recent adventure at Cave Run Lake matched that description. Ever get stopped by the cops for that? Anyways, these photos are all from that adventure.

Was more people than I prefer when escaping but sometimes there's no escaping that. Almost enough to make you up and shoot people.

If they have to be in my nature then they have to be in my street photography too. Fair is fair, no? Just don't ask me why the dude is holding the dog.

Those things look like fun little toys but I want to know where my Tesla flying spaceboat is. Thanks Obama. Probably for the best, would hate to accidentally unlock Elon's secret 9/11 mode Easter egg. Plus we couldn't go spoiling Autopilot's fun.

Wonder if sacrificing another billionaire or two to the Titanic might buy us some time with the climate gods. At the very least, what could it hurt?

They tell you to always end on a positive note but that just gets me electrocuted, so this is ending on a high note instead.

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