We agreed!

He always shows up at night.
At first, I thought he was jolly and black
since he carries a huge sack on his back
But this weird fellow is white!
I once saw him clearly by the moon lite
It was during a long, sleepless night.
One of these nights, I waited for her
but instead, I saw this dwarf's white fur.

"Hey, tooth fairy it's not polite of you
to make me wait, I've got a tooth or two.
It's not mine but why should you care?
It's ivory and you can easily wear
it around your neck or decorate
your empty place or wait...
How about attaching an elephant to these two?
You please mother Nature if you do."

But she didn't show up and I spoke to the wall
that was the worst of all.

That hairy fellow turned out to be
extremely fond of me.
Whoever thought of that?
But, why should I share my warm bed
with a smelly, hairy dwarf?
Trust me I rather starve!
I am sure the virus has spread
that certain night as he wet my bed!
Have you noticed his crazy eyes?
They all say those mirrors tell you no lies.

So we finally both agree,
-since the long white beard kept staring at me-
I do give him all my teeth
if he will eventually leave!
He can sell them all or play
with it or even use them to eat.
The only thing I want and need
is to find a way to lose, get some faith.
This way it's easier to starve instead of dying of an overweight.