Have you ever wanted the best haircut on steemit?
Well, rest assured, it is already taken, but there is no reason that you cannot copy it, and make your own replica.
I'm here to show you how!
It all started when I posted this "proof" photo at the end of my SteemitPhotoChallenge Entry.
Another user replied, "Nice pics. I am quite fond of the fog tree, and the hair in the fog tree verification!"
I replied back, "You just wait, my next haircut is going to be......... your haircut," not knowing if they were serious.
They replied to my reply, "Nooo!! Save yourself!!! ;o)," not knowing if I was serious.
In hindsight, I think that the user felt threatened that I might "steal his look", since he has the best haircut on steemit.
His response was most likely nothing more than a clever ploy to throw me off, but I was not so easily tricked.
I know that I have a sense of humor, but I'm also one of the most serious people that I know, so here's my how-to on the matter.
INGREDIENTS
ONE HEAD HAIR (preferably full)
ONE PAIR SCISSORS (no running)
ONE BUZZING MACHINE THAT MAKES YOUR HAIR FALL OFF
DIRECTIONS
Take head full of hair
Use buzzing machine to start making hair fall off head
Reach point of no return
Make a Mohawk on one side just for fun
Make a MR. T haircut on the other side for even more fun
Tilt head sideways to make sure all excess hair from sides falls off
Start to cut hair left on top with scissors
Attach length adjuster to buzzing machine or it will make all hair fall off
Use mirrors for those hard to reach places
Continue removing hair with the buzzing machine
Finish up with more scissor activity
Arrive at final destination - a replica of the best haircut on steemit
To ensure accuracy, compare replica to original best haircut on steemit:
(Images for comparison taken from the blog of @meesterboom)
As always, I'm @meesterboom, and here's the proof:
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Awesome Handcrafted @papa-pepper logo kindly donated by @vlad - Thank you!!
Also, thank you @meesterboom.
(I'm only guessing that he won't mind)