Recently I've been asking myself if I love my Steemit male friends and followers, I realised that the answer is "yes". Another question then resulted from this answer, which is: "@nevies, what have you done to show this professed love to your male friends/followers here on Steemit?" It was painful as it became clear that I'm doing almost nothing for them apart from some humourous poats here and there. So I've been thinking of a landmark thing I can do to spread my love to all allies and male comrades here on Steemit and I came up with a great idea that would change the world. Here is it, the love I'll send to y'all, it would be in form of a great lifetime advice. It is about the type of girls that you should and should not date. So without further ado lets get to it.
The Typa Girls You Should And Should Not Date
You should date this type of girls:
A girl that when she goes like this:
And you go like this:
She would simply retort like this:
Love these kind of girls, in fact marry them.
But never you be in the company of, not to talk of dating a girl that when she blabs like this:
And you flow gentlemanly like this:
She'll now go berserk and say something inhumane like this:
Don't, and I repeat, DON'T ever date these type of girls! Why? Cos all they mutter is blasphemy, they are bad for the health of your eyes, that's why they will ever have the inhumanity of asking you if you've been looking at that friend's ass. Is that friend's ass not a visible element? It is not invisible or stealth is it? But these type of girlfiends don't wish for your eyes to function properly, and worst of all, they don't want you to be a good observer of your environment! They want all the years you spent studying "man and his environment" in your general studies courses through out your schooling life to be a waste! All that money you and your parents spent, they want it to all be a waste! A man has to be in tune with everything in his evironment, the things he can hear, see, touch, taste. And those friends' asses are part of your environment.
Believing brothers (or a general good fellow of any gender) in the house who can relate to the truth of this message can I get a hola?
peace, yo!
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