
Let's start with incel
and why that's a stupid word combo. Men think about sex every 7 seconds or so, said some study. This means that every 7 seconds, a guy is involuntarily celibate. I can make up words also, and I'd be real good at it too. Take inbro
as an example. It means that you are involuntarily broke. I mean, you'd like for money to be in your wallet, but it's just not there for whatever reason.
Perhaps you are in-between jobs, don't want a job, or are unhirable. It's not your fault, you're inbro,
bro. All that an incel
would need to get uncelled
is to get unbro
and incar.
If you don't know what any of that means, you haven't seen enough gold digger videos on YouTube. The right car will make many a woman's panties moist, and you can take that to the bank, inbro.
Anyone can smash two words together and make a new word.
Eric Blair had a real knack for it, but just because you can do it, should you? Most of Blair's portmanteaus were pretty fucking heinous. Duckspeak, doublethink, crimestop, crimethink, bellyfeel. And that's just a select few from his list of newspeak terms. In the Wikipedia entry for Newspeak, it describes Orwell's take on what the term means.
"In "The Principles of Newspeak", the appendix to the novel, Orwell explains that Newspeak follows most of the rules of English grammar, yet is a language characterized by a continually diminishing vocabulary; complete thoughts reduced to simple terms of simplistic meaning."