PIVX my darling, it's over.
We had a good run together. It was mostly ups with only the occasional down. That didn't matter though. We were strong. We could get through anything.
But then my television broke. It just switched off and wouldn't go back on. It had done the family well for eight odd years. But now? It had breathed it's last.
To make things worse, we were on the second last episode of the latest season of Homeland. To say things got tense is an understatement. My missus yelled,
What will we do!?! We can't afford a new TV!!
I looked somewhat sheepish
It would be fair to say I had been hiding my double life as a crypto trader from her. She knew I did it of course. After all I was attempting to double up ten pounds she gave me and show her proof. But she had no idea really how it was going.
So I pulled out my phone and had a look at how my coins were doing. Everything was on the up.
All the coins
Except for PIVX. It was taking the piss and farting downward like an old incontinent dog. I knew that somehow we had to watch the end of Homeland.
I looked over at the defunct TV and then I looked at the good lady sobbing whilst clutching a tear stained picture of Peter Quinn (before the moustache).
It's time to say goodbye old girl. I whispered to my PIVX stock. I flipped on the chromebook and sold my stock to go toward a new TV.
Now, knowing Crypto the way I do, I know that as soon as I fucking sell it, it will go to the moon. Hence why I say, I am taking this one for the team!!!
You're welcome guys!
Ps. In the time it has taken to write this post it has gone up over ten percent. Flipping crypto!!