Stoned Faces

Talk about freaks of nature!

Howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas!

The other day I saw one of those natural formations in a cliff that looked remarkably like a human face so I decided to see how many more I could find and they are indeed all over the world.

Some of them are funny, some are eerie, but all are amazing.

Most of them I have no idea of the location because I saw them on Pinterest but they're scattered all over the globe.

This one looks like some kind of animal, a bear maybe?

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This face looks alien:

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This looks like a proud human:

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Ain't no human but looks to be miserable or angry:

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This one was called The Old Man of the Mountain but it fell off a few years back, this was in the White Mountains of New Hampshire, U.S.A.

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I think this one will be here for awhile:

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I forget where this one was but it doesn't matter because he fell off the side of the mountain too.

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Here's a whole body!

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This is another whole body, it looks like a giant with a robe on. This one is in Romania and is called the Goliath Tower:

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Here is another giant, this time a sleeping one:

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This one looks sculpted but it's not:

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To me this one looks like The Mummy:

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Freaky. Definitely not human:

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Now, is it just me or does this one look exactly like sir @blanchy? Just askin. I can't be the only one to see the uncanny resemblance:

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This here looks like a cranky old man:

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Another alien:

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This one is so subtle but so distinct:

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This is a great one off the coast of Scotland, St. Kilda:

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I like the way the rocks form what looks like hair, giving this one a feminine look.

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Here's an animal one that looks like a hedge hog:

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Here's a horse head:

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How about an island shaped like a Dolphin? This is Li Galli in Italy.

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People say this is a deer drinking water but to me it looks more like a rabbit:

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Don't forget the Elephants:

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This is a mountain in Spain:

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Check out this old man formation near Los Angeles:

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These sculptures wrought by the hands of nature by wind, water, freezing and thawing, cracking and breaking away... just incredible.

Ancient societies used to worship some of these formations and saw them as expressions of the living spirit of the earth. It's easy to see why.

By the way, the scientific term for recognizing faces in nature is called "Simulacrum" and faces with rocks are also referred to as "Anthropomorphic rocks" but that's too big a word for a redneck, I just call them cool!

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Thanks for reading folks, God bless you all!
-jonboy
Texas
the gentleman redneck

PS- Check out this classic joke. It's an old one but a good one.

An elderly lady was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge in New York City, he asked her.. "What did you steal?" She replied," A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she stole the can of peaches?

She replied that she was hungry. Then the judge asked her how many peaches were in the can? She replied: Six.

The judge said.." Then I will give you six days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something on his wife's behalf?

The judge said.." What is it?"

The husband replied.." She also stole a can of peas."
(lol..I don't know if that's too corny to be funny but to me it is)

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