Lyrics by @diebitch
Music by @carlgnash

When @diebitch first approached me about collaborating on this project, she had me at bacon. Let me tell you folks, the way to a Carl's heart is definitely through his bacon. Two bacon in the hand is better than a bird in the bush, although sometimes that may not be true. In most situations, however, bacon is the appropriate response.

This is actually the second song made for these lyrics. @soundwavesphoton created a sizzling bacon soundscape which I sang a two part harmony over (totally different melody / music). That is an amazing song in its own right with a pretty hilarious split-personality video :) Check it out here:
@soundwavesphoton/don-t-go-bacon-my-heart-a-sizzlin-steemit-collab-with-diebitch-and-carlgnash

Not satisfied with only one serving of bacon, tonight I got the hankering for more bacon and served some up on my acoustic guitar. Thanks again for the kick ass lyrics @diebitch! You rock!

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The Road Less Bacon

Lyrics by @diebitch

I will not take the road less bacon [x2]

even if my arteries are lardly forsaken.

Meat me for breakfast or I’ll toss your salad,

Crack two eggs, sing this ballad.

Things pan out, heaven sizzles,
seductive maple slooowly drizzles,

I’m lost to the world, out of my rind,
hogging on the divine swine.

I will not take the road less bacon
even if my arteries are lardly forsaken.

Then she shows up with a cholesterol chart,
Stay away vegan fiend don’t you go bacon my heart.

Don't go bacon my heart.

Don't go bacon my heart.