This is an original song loosely based upon a true story.
Lyrics
I started smoking to quit the booze
Seem like a plan, plus I had some weight to lose
I made a decision, I made an oath
But it didn't work out, now I do both
Chorus
If you want to change your life
Better think twice
Take my advice don't mess with your vices
I tried again but it wasn't the same
Whenever I'd go out, so I started doing cocaine
The flaw in my thinking is plain to see
Instead of quitting one, now I do all three
CHORUS
As I was sinking beneath the waves
I heard a voice, it said I could be saved
But there was no salvation, just a greater fall
Cuz now I got religion, and am a pain in the ass to all
CHORUS
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