Things That Go Lump in the Night
Many moons ago
When young @kiwideb and @sift666
Were still in passions throes
Who lived in Parramatta
All was going well
And there was laughs and chatter
They had a big air bed
Keeping warm was a problem
But being heard was their dread
An issue they couldn't dismiss๐
"Mother dear it would appear
That something has gone amiss"
My god what's happened here
She didn't really need to ask
To her it was very clear
Seams popped every square meter
"But mother dear it wasn't us
It was in fact the heater"
Eyes rolling, pursed lips
Sift just kept on grinning ๐
At least there weren't any rips!!
Have a great day ๐