This poem is dedicated to @kryptocek, he saw my new profile pic and suggested I did a poem about a pipe. Hopefully it's everything you imagined.
Pipe Sesh
A long day goes by and I need to unwind
Something to help relax my mind
What better way than to light up the pipe?
It really is worth all the hype
Before we go on I must clarify
This isn’t about getting sky high
It’s a tobacco pipe for crying out loud
Unfortunately, the devil’s lettuce isn’t allowed
So I grab my pipe and tobacco bag
The sweet stuff is what makes me brag
Load up the bowl to the very tip top
But don’t want the airflow to completely stop
The perfect pack and ready to go
Grab the Zippo and make it glow
A couple puffs to get some smoke
Now we’re talking, what a toke
They say not to inhale all the way
But the full nicotine makes my day
It’s rolling good and the buzz set in
What time is it? How long has it been?
Careful, the smoke is getting too cool
Pack it down with the nifty pipe tool
Too aggressive and it’s a little too hot
Take a break and wait for the sweet spot
Looking like Gandolf blowing O’s
Still working on that ship though
Another pipe session has come and passed
If my lungs were a person, they’d kick my ass
After taking @kryptocek's request, I thought it might be fun to take some more suggestions. Give me a topic and I'll do my damnedest to write a poem for you. It can literally be about anything - happy, sad, funny, depressing, whatevs. If you want a personal poem or something specific, please be sure to give me enough information or anything that you would want included. Hopefully this will catch some speed and a lot of people will want their very own personalized poem. If my poem meets your standards, then all I ask for is a resteem to spread the joy. Thanks for reading and let's hear some ideas!
Check out some of my other recent poem adventures!
