WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!
@davedickeyyall wins a whole .29 in Steem. He's rich now!!! For helping me name my peace pipe Slim Shady. Glad I was able to give you so much back for all the Steem I've won from you rolls eyes.
My contest of course had to be ran on one of these fake holidays so Happy January Fools Day to everyone! The joke is on you! I explain it all in my video. I'm sure some of you have seen me leaving this comment around here and there. This is what I believe anyways.
As long as man has been believing in nothing more then a bunch of hear say bullshit on this planet... according to the old ancient texts that we've all been indoctrinated to know as history... New Years was originally celebrated on April 1st. So, when the oligarchs that ruled over this ancient hear say bullshit at that time forcing it down everyone's throats said that we are going to change the calendar around making January 1st the new New Years, there were some patriots that resisted. As a result, the people who still celebrated New Years on April 1st were known as fools. Hence why we call it "April Fools Day."
So now you know what I am getting at when I say that today is "January Fools Day." As long as we are making shit up, I make up and believe in my own holidays. My own fun little holidays. I have fun with things. So why not start the new year off right celebrating a fun little holiday that you make up like January Fools Day? As Arch Angel Theophilus, the last will and testament of God! Yahweh, yahooah, Ra, or whatever the fuck he/she/it's real name is, I proclaim January first as "January Fools Day." I can do this because I am the highest authority. I crown myself the highest authority because I can. FUCK YOU! I have just as much authority as Trump! I just don't have as many people who believe it! And that's the TRUTH! The Radical Underground Tyrant Haters have spoken!!! Your soul may belong to God but your ass is mine!!!
Alight enough of that stupid hear say shit! Without further adieu: my shitty video I made...
SO HAVE A HAPPY JANUARY FOOLS DAY EVERYONE!!!
My goals are the same as always. Get more and more colorful than the year before! YAY!!!
And somebody help me out with Comedy Open Mic. They never posted winners for week #43. So I'm assuming we are in week#44? If not I will change it to 43 assuming it isn't too late to enter for this week. THANK YOU!
I nominate @davedickeyyall and @j-money to enter in this weeks Comedy Open Mic assuming this shit is still going on.
Stay Un-Tune-Ed!!!
Join the TRUTH Party! The Radical Underground Tyrant Haters Party!!!
Comedy through activism, activism through comedy.
Keep your democracy off of my Sovereignty!
Welcome to the NEW West!!!
