Well, I don't know why. But looks like there are an increasing bunch of people over here interested in knowing how I looks like in the real life. For some time until now they have been suggesting me to make vlogs. Encouraging me that I should post articles with selfies and showing actual pictures and photos of me throughout the content that I write. That at least I should change my avatar and put a real picture of me there. That I should... erm... ¿doesn't it sounds a little weird and fishy to you?
¿Isn't this pic enough to show my inner beauty?
Well, they say that it would help me out to get more followers, more trust, more fidelity, more comments, more interaction, more engagement, more upvotes, more earnings, more Steem & Sbds to power up and yadda yadda yadda. Should I trust and buy their assessments so quickly and so easily?
Well, the truth is I'm not totally sure of that. Sometimes, the economic and financial situation in my country and the calamities & hardships that all of us here have been going through has tempted me to give them the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps they actually have authentic intentions to help me out. What do you think their true intentions would be?
Yeah! all of them appears to be well-meaning chaps. I'm sure they mostly are. But can they guess the future? Sometimes I wonder from where they draw these conclusions that just by showing my true self on this platform, things will change for the better. ¿Where are the proofs of it?
This may well be equally feasible that they all can be CIA-NSA-FBI-MI6-Mosad agents trying to set me up on an ambush, catch me out of guard and then throw my old bones into some dark dungeons or catacombs somewhere. ¿Isn't it? };)
Oh yeah! I'm well aware that I'm not Kevin Mitnick or someone so elusive and interesting as to they may want put their claws and fangs on me. Although certainly I also have my hidden and daredevil history. Therefore, I am already elder enough that I have already learned many lessons on life. Like for example this one next:
And then, this other one...
So, despite my consequent love, praise and advocacy about privacy and anonymity. To keep admirers, fans, worshipers, willy-nilly groupies, inexperienced rookies, junkie veterans and similar 'sweethearts' like that at bay. I have an unique proposal for all these 'well-meaning' curious cats and for everyone else that concur with them and is reading this post.
«-The Exuberant Proposal-»
¿What about if I launch a public out-cry auction through @steembay in the modality of a Reserve Auction or some sort of hybrid between an usual Absolute Auction/Minimum bid auction but with a little twist?
Yeah! Your choice - You choose!
As you may have read through the link. In the modality of Reserve Auction I establish beforehand an ideal price for 'my goodies' that I eventually may refuse deliver the product and reject the highest bid in the event that the reserve price is not met.
In the hybrid Absolute Auction/Minimum bid auction with a twist, it is a modality of auction that I just made up for this special case and kind of product. It is a regular auction with a starting minimum price that I'm willing to accept. And that I would establish in 33 Steem/SBD. But here's the twist: every consecutive offer upwards must be made by another 33 Steem/SBD more or multiples of this minimum amount to be valid. ¿Understood?
¿Why 33 you may ask? Oh! well, that's a long story to tell. But just let's say that those periods of 33 years, months, weeks, whatever, have had a truly cabalistic and very curious significance in my life. Maybe one day I'll tell you the story. But for now let's leave it until here. };)
What's gonna be the product to submit to auction?
- Well, an up-to-date selfie of me of course. Which I would send to the winner of the auction privately through DM on discord, via email or like they please the most.
Why would you be interested in participating in this auction?
- Oh! ¡Come on! is not a very scarce and highly valued asset a real treasure to trade out there to obtain huge and unexpected profits quickly? ¿Are you an investor or what? ¡Put your imagination to work n00bs!
What am I allowed to do with your selfie/photo?
Ah! I'm glad you ask. Among other things like trying to resell it and get huge profits in no time. You are also allowed to use my photograph to create an article of yours and become instantly rich and famous through the humongous number of upvotes that you will draw for the exclusive journalistic 'tubazo' with which you are rewarding your audience.
On other hand, you will be also allowed to ask me and request that it be me the one who write said article for you which includes my original and updated selfie/photograph about any subject that you choose. Thereafter, we could establish the terms about how we are going to divide the loot of such awful amount of Steem/SBDs/SP for each one.
¿Looks fair enough my proposal?
¿Does it look seriously interesting and attractive?
¿Do you already have your crystal ball clean and shiny?
Alright, let's do it!!
The only thing that I need in this moment, is that you leave me a comment below indicating by which of the two modalities of auctions you lean more. That if you know or have heard of someone else who has also been interested in knowing my true identity. That you let me know you'd be willing to resteem this post so that they also find out this proposal and eventual auction to bid deliriously. Yeah! a Win-Win situation you know.
In case that you feel like you don't have enough Steems/SBDs as to eventually participate in the auction. ¡Don't worry! You can still comment and your comment will be more than welcome. I will take care of rewarding your comment with an almighty upvote of $0.01 at 100% of my VP. You are safe. I hold your back. What can you lose? ¿Huh? :)
Ok, and to make this proposal even more seductive, irresistible, tempting, captivating, charming, convincing and inviting. I'm going to ultimately persuade you why you really would want to have an up-to-date picture of me bidding at the auction like an outrageous loony. You won't be able to resist to brag around about your success if you win the auction and finally can put your paws on this trophy.
So, next, I'm gonna share a photo of ages ago, where I am with my dear baby sister on the occasion of what at the time was the celebration party of my civil wedding.
Yeah! of course. That's right. It's true. This picture was taken eons ago. But don't dig nothing else but look how a handsome hunk I was back then. Wouldn't be you curious to know how I may look today?
«-Some of this 'bulk' must still be left-»
¿RIGHT?
«««-$-»»»
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