They say children say the damnedest things. Well, adults do too. Sometimes, we speak without thinking. Sometimes, due to the multiple meanings of the words, the meaning of what we want to convey came out all wrong.
Have you ever in a moment of carelessness said something you wish you hadn’t?
This is a collection of hilarious things some people said. Some are slips of the tongue, some are tongue firmly in cheek, some are instances of speaking without thinking, and some are satirical.
Here goes…
It’s like deja vu all over again. - Yogi Berra
Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn
Nobody ever beats Wales at rugby, they just score more points. - Graham Mourie
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s always so crowded. - Yogi Berra
People are very open-minded about new things – as long as they’re exactly like the old ones. - Charles F. Kettering
People can have the Model T in any colour – so long as it’s black. - Henry Ford
People would not want to know of any misquotes that I may or may not make. - Dan Quayle
Some commoners are less common than others. - Alan Hamilton
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that. - Bill Shanky
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn
Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious. - Alan Winter
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. - Dizzy Dean
The future ain’t what it used to be. - Yogi Berra
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended – and not to take a hint when a hint isn’t intended. - Robert Frost
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