Puns: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The secret of a good yarn is in the spin.
People who do not use punctuation deserve a long sentence.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant.
Living in a vacuum sucks.
My dog is an East German Shepherd.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I'll go on a head.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
Deja-Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
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