Satire of "Ghostbusters"......
Episode 1 – Getting on an airplane
Characters – The Gang-Busters
Liegone – Male, high hair, coke bottle glasses, rail thin, jumbo truth-plasm pack on back
Rayzon – Male, gangly, wears high-tech goggles (like night vision, only cartoonishly jumbo). Shoots green truth rays.
Solrisa – Female, thin and fit, long, curly hair, smiley. Throws glowing green truth energy discs from purse.
Villains for this episode…...
Dra-goon – Yells in people’s faces, barking orders.
Pat Downs – Touches passengers against their will.
Radiata – Constantly radiating passengers
Scene
The Gang-Busters are walking peacefully through an airport, tickets in hand, trying to get on an airplane. As they near the boarding area……
Solrisa (sipping super-tiny, expensive coffee): Wow, ten bucks doesn’t get ya much caffeine at an airport.
Rayzon: That’s because of the monopoly on air transport, thanks to goon squads calling themselves “government”.
Liegone: I dream of a world where, one day, air transport will be cheap, easy, and comfortable.
Solrisa: And with abundant, cheap coffee.
Rayzon (looking intensely through goggles at so-called ‘security’ line): Wow, looks like we’ve got quite a violently controlled, rights-violation zone ahead!
Liegone: Sounds like a job for Gang-busters!
They approach the rights-violating checkpoint. Numerous people wearing silly costumes and badges are creating a bottleneck for passengers. The passengers are getting radiated, touched against their will, and barked at. They’re not asserting their rights and keeping mum.
Solrisa: Let’s go, Gang-Busters!
The Gang-Busters get closer to the horrific checkpoint.
Rayzon: I’ll take care of Dra-goon first!
Rayzon shoots bright green rays from his goggles at one of the order-following rights-violators in uniform, the one known as “Dra-goon”, a leathery-skinned character who is barking orders at numerous people.
After the rays make contact with Dra-goon, the fake aura of “authority” is destroyed, and people see the truth clearly.
Trendy Passenger: Hey, what the heck, dude? It’s just a silly guy in a uniform yelling at us randomly!
Old Lady: Yeah! I can see clearly now! Don’t listen to that silly guy barking orders!
Buffed Guy: Yeah, who does he think he is, anyway?
More passengers start to mumble and grumble discontent among themselves. Dra-goon starts to sweat and panic.
Dra-goon: Oh no! Why aren’t they following my orders!?
Liegone: Nice work, Rayzon! My turn!
Liegone aims jumbo hose from backpack at a goon who is continuously radiating people against their will, a goon called “Radiata”.
Radiata get splattered with green, foamy goop. This also makes the lie of external human authority disappear in the eyes of all passengers.
Old Man: Hey! This stooge in a uniform wants to radiate me?! Heck, no!
Valley Girl: Like, yeah! Dudes in uniforms are so, like, not cool!
Liegone winks at Valley Girl……
Solrisa: Ok, the best for last!
Rayzon: You’re so modest!
Solrisa rolls eyes at Rayzon, then turns attention to a perv in uniform that is touching people against their will, a guy known as Pat Downs…….
Solrisa takes glowing green disc of light from purse, slings it at Pat Downs….makes contact in the face……
Child: Hey, stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Parent: (to child) That’s right! (to Pat Downs) You can’t touch my child!
Pat Downs, Dra-goon, and Radiata freak out and run away…...
All other people cheer, thank the Gang-Busters, enjoy their rights, and get on an airplane free from coercion.
Rayzon: Great job, Gang-Busters!
Solrisa: Halfway there. Now what to do when we make our international landing?…….
Thanks for your time and attention!
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