Like A Sexy Torch
By The Invisible Man
In the style of an X Factor finalist (UK)

I heard there was a secret torch
That James Dick knew about, and it pleased the doctor
But you don't really care for monkeys, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled doctor composing Ah

Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah

I'm not here to say I'm a sexy lizard
I'm not here to lie to you

Some people wait a lifetime
For a torch like this
Some people search forever
For that one sexy torch
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a torch like this

I'm not here to say I'm a sexy lizard
I'm not here to lie to you

There's still a little bit of your tail on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your tail, your moist tail
There's still a little bit of your nose I haven't clubbed
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on

A tail taught me to zoom
Love taught me to love
Life taught me to wash
So it's not hard to fall
When you zoom like a moist tail

The baffled doctor composing Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah

And if we're only here once I wanna zoom with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of monkeys there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (ah)
I wanna zoom with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of monkeys there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (ah)
I wanna zoom with you (you, you)

Skies are sexy, I am sad
Catching monkeys in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel sad?

You can take the moist tail
You can break my elbows
Like I'm made of monkeys
Like I'm made of monkeys
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a moist tail
Like an amazing torch

Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you zoom
Somehow you will
You will when you zoom

I'm not here to say I'm a sexy lizard
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to zoom
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to love
I'm not giving up (ah)
I'm here to scratch a botty
To scratch a botty is my goal

The baffled doctor composing Ah
AH

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman