With civilization in the brink of collapse I recently decided to start growing some chickens. I have no problem surviving in a diet of insects and shit if shit hits the fan but family needs real food so it only made sense to start with chickens since they are they easiest livestock to grow and maintain.
If all goes well I might get myself some goats and shit too. Dunno, we will see.
Anyways, a friend gave me a hen and some fertilized eggs and very soon I had my very own flock of chickens 🐔🎉
Unfortunately, one of the chickens was born somewhat retarded. And by retarded I mean its legs were totally fucked up. The little fella was super miserable and could barely get around. Not even the hen seemed interested in helping him.
I was thinking of turning it into a mcnugget...At least he would serve a purpose.
But my friend @steemychicken1 came to the rescue and after a bit of thinking gave the little fucker a life-changing upgrade.
Just check these sexy legs:
Now, allow me to introduce you to robo-chicken. A true wonder of human ingenuity:
It's been a few days since the chicken is using its new legs and it's moving and eating much better then before.
There is actually a chance this Darwin failure will make it...As long as my friend doesn't get lazy and makes it a new pair of legs when the time comes lmao 😂😂
Stay tuned, more updates on my robo-chicken coming soon!