Yes, I have been searching high and low, and I can tell you very specifically and with great conviction, NOT to go to @carlgnash's blog looking for a super secret contest. It does not exist. So...
Now you may be sitting there reading this and thinking that we're talking about some:
But... Idk what you think is going on here. Really. There's nothing to see!
You think this is a joke? You think you should click HERE to see what is going on?
Well I can tell you what will happen if you do. You will get there, see a bunch of boring ass posts and realize the truth. And maybe You can't handle the truth.
And when you see the truth... You will know the truth. And the truth will make you want to be like...
Because in reality. What is going on at Carl's Blog is kinda like the president says...
So my best advice for you is to turn around, go back from whence you came, and never visit these lands again. It is definitely NOT worth the time and energy to visit @carlgnash
Really. Turn around, don't Drown in the morase that is going on over there. This is a Public Service Announcement. Dear God of all that is Holy and most reverent