How to get RICH in 5 easy steps (and 1 hard step)!

How to get RICH in 5 easy steps (and 1 hard step):

1. Invent (or borrow) a time machine van.
2. Using the van, travel back in time one to two years.
3. Sign up to Steemit.com (at a time when it didn't take 10+ days).
4. Make posts and comments.
5. Upvote posts and comments. (The posts and comments from Step 4 are fair game.)
6. Repeat Steps 4 and 5 for one to two years.

VRoooooooooooooM! STEEM to the moon!
; )