Quotes need not be all serious, and teaching life lessons. There are quotes which are humorous. They are sometimes called quips and/or quirks.
Don’t take things too seriously. Keep light-hearted. Cultivate and develop your sense of humour. It is when life do not go your way, that you need your humour most.
Always laugh when you can. Laughter helps you to enjoy life even when you do not have everything you want. Life will be more bearable when you laugh.
You might want to bear a few of these quips in mind and impress your friends with your sense of humour. Share them at a party, or bring a spot of sunshine into someone’s life, brighten up someone’s day. Everyone likes a laugh, and everyone likes a person with a sense of humour.
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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. - W.C. Fields
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key. - Unknown
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. - Anonymous
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. - Unknown
If you don’t want to come to my house because I burn sage, that means the sage is working. - Unknown
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
I love it when people think they’re going to punish me by not talking to me. - Unknown
A note to the people who didn’t like me: I wasn’t trying to impress you anyway. - Unknown
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. - Unknown
Women are women and can’t help themselves. - Unknown
Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese. - Billie Burke
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