@jaybird's brief to create a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, ugly sandwich had me totally stumped this week, had to get my head around this before any inspiration could be found.
Almost gave up but cannot let SSC's @jaybird down, so here is my terrible horrible no good very bad ugly sandwich, a Gory Grisly Hot Dog.
Ingredients:
Hot Dog Roll, Viennas, Small Yellow Italian Tomatoes, Tomato Ketchup, Peanut Butter.
Garnish: Red Apple, Small White Marshmallows, Dried Fruit Lollipops, Almonds
Spread bloodied Tomato Ketchup on both sides of the Breadroll. Halve Viennas, cut slits to resemble knuckles & make nails by sticking half an Italian Tomato on ends with Peanut Butter as glue.
Fill entire roll with bloodied fingers.
Complete the grisly scene with fingers made of dried fruit lollies, nails are Almonds stuck down with Peanut Butter. Final touches a bleeding heart (half an apple) and Blood Red Lips (Red Apple slices) showing off bloodied teeth (Marshmallows stuck down with Peanut Butter).
The whole grisly gory scene.
The culprit left his hat behind.
