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I must have done something really bad in a past life......
Where to start!!??!!
After the palaver of getting a lovely ransom note, sorry I mean customs invoice and paying it, delivery was scheduled for today.
My tracking information says delivered. That's strange I thought! Where is my parcel?
Since there was a customs invoice to pay, the delivery company gave me another set of tracking information as my package was held up originally.
Let's go check this out....
This is where it gets interesting and the swearing fucking starts.....
See that signature? Well that's not me
See the time it got signed for? That can't fucking possibly be me, I was in work.
So this is turning out to be an absolute cluster fuck of a day....
Where is my fucking parcel and which thundercunt pretended to be me???
OK, OK, cool head, cool head.... How to get this fixed??
I know I'll ring parcel force and they can sort it out.
Me: "hello, I'd like to report a missing parcel"
Parcel force: "OK babes. What's your tracking number and confirm your postcode? "
Me: "E19********* and CF7* ***"
PF: "Yeah babes, it's already been delivered and Mathew Thomas signed for it at 15:23"
Me: "well that's funny, I'm Mathew Thomas and I was in work"
PF: "OK babes, let me put you through to another department"
Me: "listen here you fucking bitch, stop calling me babe and don't you dare put me on hold and fob me off.... I have a set of skill at my disposal. I will find you and I will kill you!!!"
OK I really didn't say the last bit, like a good little boy I said yes and then continued to be passed from department to department and from depot to depot....
The last I heard they were going to speak to the delivery driver and get back to me. That was 3hours ago, so I'm guessing it won't be resolved tonight. I'll call back tomorrow and fingers crossed it will turn up.
But just for your pleasure here is my 2018 #steemsilverround unboxing.
Go fuck yourself!
And here is my first mene24k unboxing
And just in case you missed that one, go fuck yourself again.
