Stashed away in the dresser drawer of Newfoundland Canada there is a town called “Dildo.” Dildo is located in the Southeastern dildo arm of Trinity Bay. Yes, I said dildo arm.
Some say that Dildo has a bit of a smell to it. Some compare it to a fish smell. The smell could come from the fact that Dildoians do a lot of fishing. I have not personally smelled this. I think that Dildo is clean and sanitary. A dirty Dildo could cause illnesses to those who share it. Keep your Dildo clean.
Deep inside Dildo, they hold an annual Festival known as Dildo days. This Festival gains a lot of attention, which drives tourism to Dildo. This tourism allows people who have not experienced Dildo to share in the many Pleasures that Dildo has to offer. Perhaps this is why the name has never been changed.
Most Dildoians love the sleek, sexy Dildo name, while others have petitioned to have it changed. Some people believe that the name Dildo attracts the wrong types of groups. Others enjoy the groups. They love participating in the groups and they love sharing Dildo. I have to agree with the Dildoians. If Dildo is working, why change it?
People have different stories on how Dildo got its name. Some people believe that a pirate who penetrated the area long ago named the town Dildo as a joke. Others believe that the town was named Dildo before dildos were actually invented. However Dildo happened to come across its name is still a mystery. Most of the men, women, and children who live there, love Dildo.
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