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In this audio-video-thing, I decided to read Jam Today, Jam Tomorrow, Jam Forever! which was written for @mariannewest's five-minute freewrite, Day 473, prompt: jam tomorrow.
This is also my first attempt at uploading a dtube video since DTUBE CENSORSHIP kicked in here in Australia. I've changed my DNS to the renowned 1.1.1.1 to bypass the absurd block (thank you @d00k13 and @solominer!) annndddd fingers crossed that this upload works and that I'm not just about to post some weird broken thing. ;)
If the upload works, you can read along here :D :
Jam today, jam tomorrow... jam forever. A swish of the knife into the jar; another layer of jam over the bread. Raspberry, of course. Strawberry is for children and I most certainly am not a child. Not any longer. And never will be again, unless time travel becomes possible in my lifetime... and even then I wouldn't be a child, I would just be a creep watching my child-self being, well, a child.
Creepy.
I spread another layer over the top of the last, raising the jammy goodness by another half centimetre. This would be the thickest jam sandwich in the history of jam sandwiches. A pity it won't be eaten. No, no; there are other plans in place for this goopy wonder.
A giggle crawls up my throat but I stifle it before Jenny can hear. That would just not do. Where would the surprise be if she heard my nefarious plan? She's known me long enough now. She's probably wondering why I'm taking so long in the kitchen. She will check on me soon... sooner if I allow my glee to burst forth in a hail of gut-doubling laughter.
Another layer of jam. Okay. This will probably do; any more and it'll no longer be a jam sandwich, but a pile of jam with a side of bread. Maybe it's already that. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that it sticks to the ceiling long enough for Jenny to raise an eyebrow. Then let the mayhem begin.
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