Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #87 🤫
🥞 Pancake Rockets, Edible Grendades, & Caffeinated Canines ☕
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by: @reidenling90 (click pic to go to post)
We start off this week's hot goss with a trip to Thailand where local chefs have figured out how to make PANCAKE-POWERED ROCKETS. The rocket fuel is a scientifically calculated formula of flammable meats and veggies, and is gently stuffed into the pancake rocket to create a round fuselage.
There is only one hinderance preventing the general public from becoming amateur rocketeers, the launch sequence. The pancake rockets are very affordable, less than a dollar, but to purchase the launch sequence, that'll set you back ฿1,000,000, so good luck.
by: @tegoshei (click pic to go to post)
Now we move from the flammable to the explosive, and we jump over to the Philippines for some local EDIBLE WEAPONS OF WAR. These small handheld explosives are packed with a top-secret Pinoy secret formula and tightly wrapped.
Where's the fuse? How long do you have to throw them before detonation? How dangerous are they and how much do they cost? I have so many questions, but this Hiver is not spilling the beans.
by: @gooddream (click pic to go to post)
CANINES & COFFEE go together like ducks and water, but this ancient knowledge has been lost by many cultures through the centuries. One of our most well-known ASEAN Hive pups has recently discovered an innate love of cappuccinos, coffees, and basically anything from a coffeeshop.
Now that Nadi has an expensive habit, her dog dad has been forced to give up fancy caffeine drinks. It is likely a strange site in Vietnam to see a foreigner buying a triple espresso for his dog, but it's even stranger when Nadi points to her choice on the menu with a front paw. This dog is one of a kind and has very refined tastes
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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