The Second Nonsense Writing Contest - Prizes Worth 30 STEEM

I figure that half the world has half a Sunday left, so feel free to post before it becomes history.

However, as happened last time, if an entry is really really late then I may add it to the following contest.

Any activity such as a comment or a resteem, as well as all submissions, will receive either an upvote or some tokens. Upvoting comments with a mini-vote turns it into a nano-vote. I notice a few users do not post, so will try to offer some comment-tokens, but if those fail then thank you all the same!

Also, please read the first post as it includes all the rules and info.

And, more than anything, please read and support all the creative creators below.

How is this a social platform without any comments? More like hacking a phone to hear one half of the conversation. You assume there is someone on the other channel.

Early Bird Entries

Thanks to those galvanised into action by the startling pistol.

The ants! Nonsense or News?

I'm still here.

Chef Beauregard : my nonsense writing entry

There were two late entries to the previous contest; they are obviously free to submit new pieces, but here are the originals.

The System || The Cage Of Reincarnation

NONSENSE WRITING CONTEST /// FIRST EDITION /// CONCEPT OF THE LOVE

If I've missed anyone, please gimme a holler!

This wasn't meant to be some fawning Tom Waits appreciation love-in, so excuse the second link here, but it came up on my video feed and it is funny and is so far off-field to have fallen into a drain of surreal nonsense.

Enjoy - if that's the right word.