This poem was inspired by an entertaining conversation I had with @monchhichi23 and @dreemsteem (in the comments section of below post) about eating spicy crawfish.
You can read @monchhichi23's post about cooking crawfish here. Suck the heads Pinch the tail
Don't forget there's still time to join in with @dreemsteem's pirate hunt for Thursday night!!

RV Madness
And buy a big RV
Then travel round America
First stop will be @monchhichi23
Monchhichi has crawfish
We’ll rustle up deliciousness
But I’ll regret that spicy dish

I won’t mention who
Needless to say that someone
Keeps running to the loo
And head for Crusty Crab
Monchhichi’s banned from spicy food
So she can’t contaminate the cab

Then roll back to RV
Undo all the buttons
And chill till tomorrow’s spree
"Arrrghh" we hear her cry
"Let's go and find some bounty!!!!"
“Aye Aye Captain” we all reply

And take her for a ride"
We head for New York City
So more fun can’t be denied
The painful side-splitting kind
Us fillies out for trouble
Leave Southern California behind
Where Dreemit jumps on board
She shows us lovely waterfalls
The beauty strikes a chord!

And eat in Central Park
Then off to see Lady Liberty
She’s lit up after dark

So I can visit all my friends
And buy that big RV
To LIVE how this story ends
Things That Go Lump in the Night