They say children say the damnedest things. Well, adults do too. Sometimes, we speak without thinking. Sometimes, due to the multiple meanings of the words, the meaning of what we want to convey came out all wrong.
Have you ever in a moment of carelessness said something you wish you hadn’t?
This is a collection of hilarious things some people said. Some are slips of the tongue, some are tongue firmly in cheek, some are instances of speaking without thinking, and some are satirical.
Here goes…
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobal
If people don’t want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them. - Samuel Goldwyn
If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else. - Laurence Peter
If you think about it, marriage is the main cause of divorce. - Unknown
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free! - P.J. O'Rourke
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral. - Gregory Nunn
If you work on a nonexistent problem, there are far fewer obstacles to overcome. - Unknown
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either. - Dick Cavett
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Unknown
In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice. - Winston Churchill
It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes. - Repo Man
It is bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis
It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise combat would be such a wonderfully healthy way to rid the human race of unneeded trash. - Fred Woodworth
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am. - Muhammad Ali
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