Inspired by events this week!
The Cough
But then came the itch
A gift from a good friend
Well, bugger, that's a bitch
Which turns into a cough
I don't have time for this
It needs to Fuck Off!
The cough gets worse
For crying out loud
It's just a fucking curse
Up through my mouth
And all in my bladder
Is going to head south
A near sleepless night
Bug eyed and Bleary
Christ what a sight
Eyes widen! - Oh No!
Oh my! dear God
I've really gotta go!!
I've gotta run quick
Damn this bloody cough
It's such a prick
Don't think I can make it
Doing the duck waddle
while trying to get naked
But then the explosion
Straight down the crapper
What an awful commotion
Hair all a plaster
Eyes streaming, nose running
God I'm a disaster
I hope I get well
Coz right now I feel like
I'm going to hell
THE END
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