Do you think you can beat me and take my crown?
Look steemians, @papa-pepper is challenging you to a duel! In my time here, I've made some pretty amazing #howto posts. Some have been practical and others hilarious, but they have still been awesome. However, after the last two I made, I'm declaring myself KING of steemit #howto!
You have to admit, I was probably the first steemian that you ever saw milking a venomous snake. Also, that how to use a plastic bottle to look like a movie star post was genius!
I know that I can't really be the best steemian at making #howto posts, but there is a chance, isn't there?
THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES?
Below, I have linked the majority of my how to posts that I have made on steemit. I've broken them down into two categories: practical & hilarious. I'm offering up 100 SBD for each category, and here's how it works.
You have one week to make a new how to post and use the #howto tag. Your post must be linked in the comment section below. You can choose either category or both, and you may enter as many times as you like. After one week, I will choose my favorite posts from each category and put them up against one of mine from that category. I will then do a post to determine if any of your chosen entries can beat my posts. If, by comments on the post, it is determined that any of your entries beat mine, I will choose a winner for the grand prize in each category, of 100 SBD each. If my posts are determined to be the best, then I'll keep my money, and my crown.
A video is highly recommended, and you can wear a ski mask if you wish to remain anonymous, though how to videos are not required. Check my previous how to posts below and see if you even want to try to take my crown, title, and money. As you can see below, it took me a lot of posts... but all you need is one that is better! Have fun, stay safe, and best wishes!
PRACTICAL HOW TO POSTS
HOW TO FIX BROKEN GLASSES FOR $1.00 USD
HOW TO "STRETCH" A SAUCE OR SALSA
HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN HARDFORK... WIND CHIME
HOW TO HANDLE A WILD SNAKE ENCOUNTER
HOW TO POTENTIALLY GET MORE FOLLOWERS
HOW TO USE STEEM POWER TO BUMP UP REPUTATIONS OF NEWBIES
HOW TO COMMIT STEEMICIDE
HOW TO PLAY THE STEEMIT LOTTERY
HOW TO MAKE A HOBBY FINANCIALLY BENEFICIAL
HOW TO GET FREE ASPARAGUS SEEDS
HOW TO MAKE A GIF
HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH STEEMIANS
HOW TO MAINTAIN DREADLOCKS
HOW TO HELP THE VALUE OF STEEM
HOW TO MAKE A GUITAR PICK FROM A HOTEL ROOM KEY
HOW TO MAKE A RAISED STRAWBERRY BED
HOW TO PRUNE AND PROPAGATE GRAPEVINES
HOW TO PROPAGATE PLANTS BY "LAYERING"
HOW TO EXPRESS MORE LOVE FOR LESS MONEY
HOW TO MAKE A "STEEM MON" SHIRT
HOW TO MAKE AND OFF GRID WASHING MACHINE
HOW TO TURN A SHOPPING CART INTO A RABBIT TRACTOR
HOW TO PROPAGATE PRUNINGS
HOW TO GET THE MOST FROM YOUR STEEMIT EXPERIENCE
HOW TO MAKE AN ABDUCTED BY STEEMIT SHIRT
HOW TO MAKE YOUR STEEMIT PRESENCE KNOWN
HOW TO MAKE MONETIZE YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS
HOW TO MAKE USE LINKS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR PREVIOUS POSTS
HOW TO MAKE TURN A SHIRT INTO A SKIRT
HOW TO ACCURATELY IDENTIFY A COPPERHEAD SNAKE
HOW TO SAVE WILD GARLIC FOR WINTER
HOW TO WORK TOGETHER AS A FAMILY
HOW TO PROPAGATE PLANTS SIMPLY
HOW TO SAVE SEEDS - CHINESE RED NOODLE BEANS
HOW TO TREAT PIGLETS WITH MEDICATION WITHOUT HAVING THE MOTHER REJECT THEM
HOW TO CATCH A TURTLE
HOW TO FIND WILD ANIMALS AT BEACH RESORTS
HOW TO USE A DIFFERENT METHOD TO LOOK FOR TURTLES
HOW TO SAVE SEEDS - MUSTARD GREENS
HOW TO ACCURATELY IDENTIFY A WATER MOCCASIN
HOW TO BEHAVE IN THE EVENT OF A WHALE "ATTACK"
HILARIOUS HOW TO POSTS
HOW TO FLY A BUMBLE BEE
HOW TO GRAB A SNAPPING TURTLE BY THE THROAT
HOW TO GIVE YOURSELF THE BEST HAIRCUT ON STEEMIT
HOW TO UNDERSTAND THE RHYME AND REASON OF STEEMIT
HOW TO STAY WARM IN WINTER
HOW TO MAKE A STEEM-FU MASTER
HOW TO PROPERLY SHAVE A KIWI
HOW TO GET MORE FROM YOUR BULLION CUBES
HOW TO PICK UP AN APPLE WITH YOUR NOSE
HOW NOT TO JUGGLE SNAKES
HOW TO MAKE A HOMESTEADER POST FOR STEEMIT
HOW TO MAKE A BALLOON ANIMAL MOUSE
HOW TO MAKE A BALLOON ANIMAL RABBIT
HOW TO MAKE BALLOON ANIMAL FLOWERS
BALLOON ANIMALS 101: HOW TO WORK A CROWD Part 1
BALLOON ANIMALS 101: HOW TO WORK A CROWD Part 2
HOW TO PROPERLY INFLATE BALLOONS
HOW TO USE THESE THINGS
HOW TO TAKE BETTER PHOTOGRAPHS OF DANGEROUS ANIMALS
HOW TO USE A PLASTIC BOTTLE TO LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR
Until next time…
Don’t waste your time online, invest it with steemit.com
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